She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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