He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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