you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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