No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Randomize
