About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so let's talk penis.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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