I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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