Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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