i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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