I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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