where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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