I'm eating all of the evidence.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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