youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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