you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When are your genitals available?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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