what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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