What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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