Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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