lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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