Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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