What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize