don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
In America we eat man semen.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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