Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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