In the future we'll all be gay
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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