actually, I'm a sock model
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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