I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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