White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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