Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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