quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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