its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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