I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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