I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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