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I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed

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(502): View more from Kentucky

apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up

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basic color theory

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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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(312): View more from Illinois

it's gonna be a chat room kind of night

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(516): View more from New York

I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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(876): View more from Jamaica

After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.

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(518): View more from New York

currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"

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