I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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