I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize
