we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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