so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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