Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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