did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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