my vag is so smooth its legendary
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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