just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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