Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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