Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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