so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
oh god the rape fog is back!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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