sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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