Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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