So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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