glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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