D3 body, D1 cock
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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