I bet he comes in French.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's just like the Real World with babies
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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