Pants 0. Shit 1.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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