I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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