Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
