and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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