In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
