do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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